• Comedian Richard Lewis (b. 1947) with improbable partners
• "My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t." — unknown
• "Arguments about money are by far the top predictor of divorce. It's not children, sex, in-laws or anything else. It's money — for both men and women." — Sonya Britt, Kansas State University study
• "The median length for a marriage in the US today is 11 years." — wikipedia
• 41% to 50% of first marriages, 60% to 67% of second marriages and 73% to 74% of third marriages end in divorce — divorcepad.com (citing two studies)
• Above: Divorce cakes
• A 2012 University of Michigan study “found that when a husband reported having a close relationship with his wife's parents, the couple's risk of divorce decreased by 20 percent. On the other hand, when a wife reported having a close relationship with her husband's parents, the couple's risk of divorce increased by 20 percent.” — huffpost.com
• Watch theOnion.com's hysterically life-like video above