• NJ Governor Chris Christie and President Barack Obama are shown as pre-Bridgegate bosom buddies, a la their post-Superstorm Sandy tarmac manbrace of 2012.
• Trapped at the mercy of the two American strongmen is the diminutive Russian President Vladimir Putin (oddly, fully-attired), who will later kick strategic sand in Crimea.
• John Belushi (as John "Bluto" Blutarsky from the '78 frat film, "Animal House”) looks on, offended by the exuberant behavior.
• The animated quote is attributed to Buddy Epps — whoever you are! (per The New Official Rules)
• Skim (with small grain of salt) the 2013 video below for an overview of Vladimir "Man-Boobs" Putin's leadership style.
7 Things You Need To Know About Vladimir Putin (8:11)