• "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."
— Victor Salva
• "Men have become the tools of their tools."
— Henry David Thoreau
• "Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions." — Dave Barry
• Watch SNL's mockery above of whiny smartphone users.
• Fizzdom's animated quote is by humorist Alice Kahn, author of several books capturing the Northern Cal zeitgeist of the 70s and 80s, including "My Life as a Gal," "Multiple Sarcasm," "Fun with Dick and Bree," and "Lunch at Cafe Ridiculous."