More from Steven Wright:
• "Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have."
• "The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."
• "What's another word for Thesaurus?"
• "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."
• "The world is basically insane - and it's trying to pass itself off as being a sane place. I show it for what it is."
• Watch dozens of funny lines above from "Stephen Wright – Complete Works."