Parenting by Jerry Seinfeld

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• "The bedtime routine for my kids is like this Royal Coronation Jubilee Centennial of rinsing and plaque and dental appliances and the stuffed animal semi-circle of emotional support. And I've gotta read eight different moron books. You know what my bedtime story was when I was a kid? Darkness!" — Jerry Seinfeld

• Watch the tyke above assert his curiosity. 

Poster above shared by Ashleigh Barbour Frazier

Poster above shared by Ashleigh Barbour Frazier

• And now this public service from the National Should-Never-Have-Had-Kids Foundation:

• Note: Kid in animation at top played by George Costanza aka Jason Alexander