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• "You don't marry the person you can live with - you marry the person you can't live without." — FozzieBear

• "If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love."  — Michel de Montaigne

Above: Watch the hilarious Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph and Justin Timberlake Bronx Beat sketch about husbands and boom-booms.

Above: Watch Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph talk about the making of Bronx Beat and a hilarious skit with Hugh Laurie that follows.

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• Animated quote "Two reasons for a husband ..." is by Mary Gordon (b. 12.8.49) an American writer and Professor of English at Barnard College. She is best known for her novels, memoirs and literary criticism. (hat tip for quote to David Jouris) (wikipedia) 

•  A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.